Wretchedly sick but not nine months pregnant
Nine months pregnant but not wretchedly sick
Not wretchedly sick and not nine months pregnant
Forbidden from ever eating chocolate again
Stuck in an elevator with Ted Nugent for six hours
Forced to read every last one of Ann Coulter’s books
A contestant on Rock of Love
The final contestant on Rock of Love
The PR rep for Tom Cruise, Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan AND Prince Harry
Back in high school
Required to explain the appeal of Penelope Cruz
The Golden Globes censor during Mickey Rourke’s acceptance speech
Neighbour to the ex-boyfriend I refer to exclusively as ‘Fuckhead’
Carrot Top’s massage therapist
Pinned down à la Clockwork Orange and forced to watch the new Kate Hudson/Anne Hathaway movie on an endless loop
Able to speak only in dialogue written by George Lucas
Pretty much anything
Ted would probably be a lot of fun if you talked about anything besides politics or hunting
i was wondering what happened to Mickey Rourke, then there he was at the Golden Globes
you see? now this is an example of a good personal blog… funny, well written, and not full of yourself…
Now go have that baby…
godspeed.
*Can* Ted talk about anything other than politics or hunting?
Oh, trust me… I can be as full of myself as anyone, this one is just a fluke.